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Post by rbglock on Oct 12, 2015 19:20:12 GMT -7
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...
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Post by Admin on Oct 13, 2015 15:04:33 GMT -7
Good one , made me think of this one
A guy is sitting alone at the end of the bar, he has had a few but seems to be doing OK, after a few more drinks the bartender notices he keeps reaching in his pocket, looks at something and then puts it away and keeps drinking. After a few more drinks and the patron continually looking at the thing in his pocket the bartender has to ask. "hey buddy, probably none of my business but I see you reaching into your pocket time and time again, whats the deal". The Patron says "it's a photo of my wife, when she starts to look good I know I've had enough".
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Post by rbglock on Oct 17, 2015 18:17:26 GMT -7
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift....
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.
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Post by Admin on Oct 18, 2015 5:26:10 GMT -7
Oh that is a good one...
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