Post by rbglock on Sept 2, 2016 1:42:34 GMT -7
Getting older, as we do, and doing things we do as we get older, I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night. As I passed through the kitchen, I happened to look out through the rear windows. I noticed a diaper-headed Muslim with a knife, sneaking through my next door neighbor's garden.
Suddenly my neighbor came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly.
He then dug a grave and put the body in it and covered it.
Astonished, I got back into bed.
My wife said, "You're upset, what is it?"
“You'll never believe what I've just seen,” I said.
“That son of a bitch next door still has my shovel.”
Suddenly my neighbor came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly.
He then dug a grave and put the body in it and covered it.
Astonished, I got back into bed.
My wife said, "You're upset, what is it?"
“You'll never believe what I've just seen,” I said.
“That son of a bitch next door still has my shovel.”